watashi wa CANDY

i love candy.

sugar momma and daddies wanted!!!

so yeah, if you want to contribute to this cause [making me a fat tubbus!] please email me at carolinagmarin@hotmail.com! i would be more than happy to receive nibblies from you!

“quadratisch. praktisch. gut.” of all the attainable, affordable deutscher chocolate, i think ritter sport is my favourite. the thing i like the most about it is the variety in fillings! my favourite is the one pictured, milk chocolate and strawberry creme. i am a total sucker for chocolate and strawberries! the choclate is tantalizing and the strawberry fill is tangy! i can’t give enough praise to this staple sweet! if you see it, get it! there is sure to be one for you!

“quadratisch. praktisch. gut.”

of all the attainable, affordable deutscher chocolate, i think ritter sport is my favourite. the thing i like the most about it is the variety in fillings! my favourite is the one pictured, milk chocolate and strawberry creme. i am a total sucker for chocolate and strawberries! the choclate is tantalizing and the strawberry fill is tangy! i can’t give enough praise to this staple sweet! if you see it, get it! there is sure to be one for you!

i could not find an info page on this choco…sorry :( my picture is morose and rainy-dayish….as i imagine russia to be. i just want to read today :\ this was a gift from my beloved vasily <3 a gift from the motherlands. when he initially gave it to me he confirmed that it is not sweet chocolate, and i was content with that. the feel of this candy as you bite into it is AMAZING. it is a porous chocolate, having a ton of air bubbles in it, thus making is extremely crunchable! you can chomp on it! it is awesome! the taste is a neutral, bitter taste of cocoa. i am an avid fan of bitter chocolate :) it is not a candy you eat in one sitting. it has taken me four to finish it, just because it is very unlikely and somewhat of an aperitif- i feel like eating right after i have a bit of it. this is a duchess amongst chocolates. enjoy a сгава, if you will!

i could not find an info page on this choco…sorry :(

my picture is morose and rainy-dayish….as i imagine russia to be. i just want to read today :\

this was a gift from my beloved vasily <3 a gift from the motherlands. when he initially gave it to me he confirmed that it is not sweet chocolate, and i was content with that. the feel of this candy as you bite into it is AMAZING. it is a porous chocolate, having a ton of air bubbles in it, thus making is extremely crunchable! you can chomp on it! it is awesome! the taste is a neutral, bitter taste of cocoa. i am an avid fan of bitter chocolate :) it is not a candy you eat in one sitting. it has taken me four to finish it, just because it is very unlikely and somewhat of an aperitif- i feel like eating right after i have a bit of it. this is a duchess amongst chocolates. enjoy a сгава, if you will!

abba zaba - it doesn&#8217;t need a catchy logo because it will keep your mouth shut&#8230;literally. well, here, i will now pitch one for it! &#8220;it has the word abba in it&#8230;go buy one.&#8221; this taffy bar is old&#8230;by candy standards in the united states, coming into existence in 1922. a taffy creation surrounding a peanut buttery center, this candy, as per the usual olde tymey candies, is pretty corn syrupy; overwhelmingly sweet. my first bite, or rather&#8230;what proved to be more like a lock-and-grip for your life with my poor jaws, was pleasant. i am a fan of taffy, and this one is no joke. my jaws hurt after i finished it&#8230;.it was that good! the peanut butter center was delicious&#8230;smooth and creamy&#8230;seamless in design. chomp&#8230;.pull&#8230;.smooth surprise. i liked it. i finished it in one sitting. the war was won.

abba zaba - it doesn’t need a catchy logo because it will keep your mouth shut…literally. well, here, i will now pitch one for it!

“it has the word abba in it…go buy one.”

this taffy bar is old…by candy standards in the united states, coming into existence in 1922. a taffy creation surrounding a peanut buttery center, this candy, as per the usual olde tymey candies, is pretty corn syrupy; overwhelmingly sweet. my first bite, or rather…what proved to be more like a lock-and-grip for your life with my poor jaws, was pleasant. i am a fan of taffy, and this one is no joke. my jaws hurt after i finished it….it was that good! the peanut butter center was delicious…smooth and creamy…seamless in design. chomp….pull….smooth surprise. i liked it. i finished it in one sitting. the war was won.

&#8220;In 2001, the ad campaign made this more explicit with the slogan and wrapper tagline It&#8217;s not for girls, which caused controversy.&#8221; THIS CANDY BAR IS MARKETED TO MEN before i begin my evaluation, i must point out that: a.) I AM AWARE I AM A GIRL HOLDING A YORKIE CHOCOLATE BAR b.) to prove my conscious state, i am in the kitchen, because, you know, that&#8217;s where i belong grumblegrumble when i first saw this chocolate bar, i was intrigued because it was so chauvinist! i mean, SERIOUSLY, you are chocolate&#8230;.girls eat you when they are pms-ey or getting over a bad break-up&#8230;or whatever [and then there are girls like me that just eat it ALL THE TIME]. it made me chuckle&#8230;so i purchased it, and danced all the way home, waiting for tonight to try it! The candy itself, is a solid milk chocolate bar. SOLID WHOLE MILK CHOCOLATE BAR. upon my first bite i was INSTANTLY reminded of savoy&#8217;s chocolate y leche bars, which are your run-of-the-mill solid milk chocolate bars. these were good years back, when they actually used whole milk, and not skim&#8230;.now they are rubbish. erm, not really a whole lot to say on this candy&#8230;it&#8217;s good, but nothing to write home about.  i now see there are filled varieties which include: Raisin &amp; Biscuit Honeycomb White Dark chocolate Peanut (discontinued) well, that about sums it up&#8230;.i need like, 500 gallons of water now to wash down this throat blocking goodness, haha.

“In 2001, the ad campaign made this more explicit with the slogan and wrapper tagline It’s not for girls, which caused controversy.”

THIS CANDY BAR IS MARKETED TO MEN

before i begin my evaluation, i must point out that:

a.) I AM AWARE I AM A GIRL HOLDING A YORKIE CHOCOLATE BAR

b.) to prove my conscious state, i am in the kitchen, because, you know, that’s where i belong grumblegrumble

when i first saw this chocolate bar, i was intrigued because it was so chauvinist! i mean, SERIOUSLY, you are chocolate….girls eat you when they are pms-ey or getting over a bad break-up…or whatever [and then there are girls like me that just eat it ALL THE TIME]. it made me chuckle…so i purchased it, and danced all the way home, waiting for tonight to try it!

The candy itself, is a solid milk chocolate bar. SOLID WHOLE MILK CHOCOLATE BAR. upon my first bite i was INSTANTLY reminded of savoy’s chocolate y leche bars, which are your run-of-the-mill solid milk chocolate bars. these were good years back, when they actually used whole milk, and not skim….now they are rubbish.

erm, not really a whole lot to say on this candy…it’s good, but nothing to write home about.  i now see there are filled varieties which include:

  • Raisin & Biscuit
  • Honeycomb
  • White
  • Dark chocolate
  • Peanut (discontinued)

well, that about sums it up….i need like, 500 gallons of water now to wash down this throat blocking goodness, haha.

"watashi wa candy" - i am candy - blog namesake

candy candy

translation:

I don’t mind the freckles (on my face)
And I like my flat nose
I love being tomboyish and playing practical jokes,
I love racing and skipping
I am, I am, I am Candy!
Being alone,
I feel a bit lonely during such times,
I stare at the mirror.
Smile, smile, smile Candy
Say goodbye to your crying face, isn’t that right, Candy, Candy?
I don’t care about my (fashion) style
I think I’m cute being a bit chubby
I love throwing up a rope and climbing trees,
I love whistling and chatting
I am, I am, I am Candy
Even if you are unkind to me,
I don’t care about it
I can take insults
I love cakes and cookies,
I also love my green dress
I am, I am, I am Candy!
When I am counting the stars,
I feel a bit lonely during that time, I wink to myself
Smile, smile, smile Candy
Say goodbye to your crying face, isn’t that right, Candy, Candy? 

more info on this anime

&#8220;Marketing slogan is &#8216;Full of Eastern Promise&#8217;&#8221; today i have begun my tumblr with a NESTLE candy called FRY&#8217;S TURKISH DELIGHT. as per the name, it lives up to having dates AND rose in the filling. this candy is a jelly-filled treat. i was TRULY amazed at how delicious it was [being british and all&#8230;.no offense]. as i initially smelled it i was reminded of the smell of preschool&#8230;.of over-ripe sweet fruits [primarily bananas] and milk chocolate. as i bit into it i had a REALLY difficult time trying to figure out what EXACTLY i tasted&#8230;..and it took me a whiff of fast food to realize it was the essence of DATES. it was truly inspiring. it tastes like a chocolate ma&#8217;amoul. it is delightful, remarkable, impressive and momentous&#8230;and any other synonym you can imagine. I WAS BLOWN AWAY. GOOD JOB NESTLE. A++ &#8230;.i really did not expect to be content with this product. this candy made me stfu :D

“Marketing slogan is ‘Full of Eastern Promise’”

today i have begun my tumblr with a NESTLE candy called FRY’S TURKISH DELIGHT. as per the name, it lives up to having dates AND rose in the filling. this candy is a jelly-filled treat. i was TRULY amazed at how delicious it was [being british and all….no offense]. as i initially smelled it i was reminded of the smell of preschool….of over-ripe sweet fruits [primarily bananas] and milk chocolate. as i bit into it i had a REALLY difficult time trying to figure out what EXACTLY i tasted…..and it took me a whiff of fast food to realize it was the essence of DATES. it was truly inspiring. it tastes like a chocolate ma’amoul. it is delightful, remarkable, impressive and momentous…and any other synonym you can imagine. I WAS BLOWN AWAY. GOOD JOB NESTLE. A++

….i really did not expect to be content with this product. this candy made me stfu :D